Amy Green is a Christian Comedian from Loveland, Colorado.

This is, in her own words, what she thinks you should know about her:

I am the proud mother of three sons, all under the age of four. I almost graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then I got an A- and was downgraded to Magna Cum Laude. This worked out in my best interest because, as it turns out, no one has really heard of Summa Cum Laude, and everyone has heard of Magna Cum Laude, so they assume it must be better. Also, as it turns out, in neither of my jobs as a stay-at-home mom and a Christian Stand Up Comic does anyone ever ask if I graduated college with honors. (But definitely stay in school kids, not everyone can be as lucky as I am.)

I learned to knit, not as well as my husband, and almost every November decide that everyone I know wants a scarf for Christmas, even though I haven’t knitted anything since the previous November. I have a pink blanket I have been knitting since I found out I was pregnant with my second son, but I somehow lack the motivation to finish.

I am not good at drawings, at all. You’ll have to take my word for it, because I am definitely not going to the trouble of drawing a really terrible dinosaur and scanning it into my computer and asking my computer whiz of a husband to add it to my website just so you can verify that I am a bad artist. I always want to say draw-er, but when you write that out it comes out drawer, and no one understands what you’re trying to say when they read, “I am a bad drawer.”

This summer will be my seventh wedding anniversary, which is associated with the traditional anniversary gifts of wood or copper, in case anyone was curious.

So that’s about it. Oh, I almost left out, I am right-handed.